A friend sent me this via email the other day, I thought it was pretty funny. It’s a remake of the Burger King Freakout Commercial, but from a Ghetto point of view out of Minneapolis. If you don’t like excessive swearing then I suggest you enjoy some of our other previous posts.
Dick Diggler 
February 2008
I sent a package to Ace & TJ (radio show mentioned in previous post) thanking them for being one of the main inspirations behind DickHats. My hope is that they are feeling generous this Valentines Day and give away the free DickHats I sent them. You may want to prod them for a free one by contacting them here.
Anyhow, in the accompanying letter included in the package, I told them that I was feeling generous lately. And to show my appreciation for the inspiration they bestrode, I decided to help the charity they support called Grin Kids. Each year they sell various station sponsored schwag to send several children with autism and other life debilitating diseases to Disney World for a day.
So here’s what I’m doing up until April Fools Day 2008…For every chocolate DickHat/Chocolate Party Hat that is sold, I will donate $2.00 to the Grin Kid’s charity as an unofficial rogue sponsor! Hopefully they won’t be disappointed to receive money from a less than conventional source since I never discussed this with them prior to this post. But who cares…money’s money right?
I am hoping to raise at least $2,000. That’s 1,000 DickHats folks…so these kids need your help. I felt that this would be fun way to help people help other people. So if you’ve been waffling over “to hat or not to hat,” hopefully this will help ease your decision.
Thanks for help!
Dickhats are a new gig for me. My background is actually in graphic design and marketing…I’m a Photoshop fiend, but I don’t brag about it…most of the time. In fact, I used to teach it, but I am no match for Donnie.
Not that his technical skills are better than mine, but he is a hell of a lot more entertaining than I ever was. Take a few minutes out of your time and educate yourself while you watch Donnie work his Photoshop magic and listen to his hilarious personal problems.
Okay, so after upgrading Wordpress the other day…I f’ed up the contact us form. So if you are visiting again and sent us a message through the contact us form in the past it when into a black hole. I apologize.
It’s fixed now.
Thanks for giving us your feedback. Please send you questions again.
Okay, so I’m a sucker for slap stick. When I was a snot-nosed little fetus I loved the Three Stooges, The Little Rascals, and every movie with visual gags and “potty humor” that my mom always said was dumb.
There I said it!
Anywhoodle, I shot a worship email over to the guys at SevenOhFive.com to see if they could help me come up with some good ideas for future DickHats commercials. Roman Cortez was cool about the whole thing. He filled me in on all the behind-the-scenes stuff they were doing and did me a righteous solid. For being such a long time loyal fan, Roman sent me a sneak preview link to their newest film festival entry called, “Signerz.”
FANTASORGASMIC…is the only word I have for it!
The production quality and photography are amazing. The storyline is so choice! 705’s writing has matured exponentially over the years. Oh and Roman, I’m going to need the digits on that hot young Kelly referee girl (in Signerz). Not to be too pushy, but I also need you to put in a good word for me…tell her I’m rich, good looking, and that I’ll be her chocolate covered luv ma’cheen any day.
Man, I’d smack it up, flip it, and rub it down…oh nooooooo! But don’t tell her that part…
If you’ve never seen the works of SevenOhFive, get your booty over there and give a little attention. Yeah some of the older stuff is made for a teen to early twenties, but hey, at least they know their audience? I can appreciate what it takes to make shorts like these because I’ve been there done that…it’s not that easy. To me, the most impressive part is that they work on budgets of less than the cost of a 40” flat screen TV.
My personal favs are the Zappka aka Space Rocker episode, and this Timmy Chow commercial. Check it out!
Popping though my Google Blog Alerts last night, I found out I am being watched!
I want to give a shout out to the GeekFury blog for recognizing DickHats! I appreciate the post and props. May Buddha bless you with a thousand joys this year. Send me your address via our Contact Us link and I will send you a few chocolate hats to surprise your wife for Valentine’s Day.
Or you could always save them for April Fools day! 
Thanks GeekFury!
Whoa, if some of those ladies on your Hot Geek or Not are “geeks,” then I am in like Flynn! I wouldn’t mind making one of them part of my diabolical plan for world domination.
You don’t happen to capture any phone numbers do you?
According to NewsChannel 3 in
So how exactly will that conversation go with the police officer and how much would the fine cost? Does the ban apply to out-of-state tourists?
What happened?
Their saying that one little girl has caused this shit storm because her dad acted like such a weenie when she asked the simple question, “What is that?” WTF dude, you could have just made something up, it’s not like you haven’t ever done it before. “No Honey, there’s no Santa Claus…” Gees, just tell her that the guy wants everyone to know he has a big ego. She’ll go look “ego” up in the dictionary and see an innocent definition – no harm, no foul…and you didn’t even have to lie.
Americans and their sheltered kids! Wow, next you’ll be telling your daughter not to play with Lawn Darts…yet another one of the greatest inventions of all times! What do you mean they’re banned in the US?
Hey at least the truck-nuts are not covered in lead based paint, or are they?
Dunt, dunt duhhhhh…Now go and get some truck-nuts for your ride!
This site made me fall out of my seat. Steve is crazier than I am! I found this site using the random Stumble Upon tool bar feature and thought it was a gem.
Steve does something similar to the TV show Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, except he doesn’t travel around the world. I threw up in my mouth a little while reading much of it, but when I got down to the part where he samples his wife’s breast milk. I pissed my pants laughing.
At first I thought it was a blog, but it stops and hasn’t been updated in a long time. Steve must have died from one of his culinary adventures. It’s very disappointing, I was looking forward to more of him waxing poetic about the taste, texture and smells he experienced. I’m willing to bet that most were based on some sort of dare.
So Steve, I’m calling you out! Please sir…can I have some more?
Steve Don’t Eat it! – If you have a weak stomach, DON’T click here.
We finally got it finished! Check out our new commercial on YouTube!
UPDATE: YouTube decided that we violated some term of service so go HERE for the new link.
I’m probably slow on the draw with this one, but…While doing a search on YouTube to find the best category and tags to post the new DickHats commercial, I came across the dreaded Chocolate Rain song! I find it utterly astonishing that this guy Tay Zonday has gotten over 13 million views of his song. This in turn sparked several hundred other people to do their own parody video of the song. See the Chad Vader version.
If that wasn’t bad enough, it became so popular that
You think you’re soooo cool with your we-beedy eyes, that baritone pantie-dropping voice and your smooth “don’t breathe in the mic move” that you do! Well, you won’t get my panties, Mr. Tay! Not this time…no…wait…oh shit…Never mind!
Chocolate Rain…some stay dry while others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain…a baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain…The school books say it can’t be here….stop! Stop! Get out of my head!
You bastard!!!!!
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