Man, what’s up with YouTube?

This is ridiculous - YouTube took our commercial down, little bitches. Some scrotal hair of a human being probably had a problem with it. If mine was so bad, then I think you need to take down the other 100+ videos that feature dildos.

To be honest…I don’t really know why, I’m just fucking pissed right now…Terms of Use violation my ass! It’s not like they’ll give you a good reason even if you ask. Don’t tell me that was a copyright violation…there are like a 100 other Head On commercial spoofs still on there.

Reading back through I found this in the Terms of Service -

“uploading an original video to YouTube, or maintaining an original channel on YouTube, to promote your business or artistic enterprise; ”

Bullshit! What about all those BlendTec videos?

So if you still want to see the original DickHats commercial go to Revver here:

http://www.revver.com/video/632095/dickhats-are-you-getting-enough-hat-in-2008/

Turns out I’ve been having trouble with videos all over the place - my Triggit Video Placement got broken when I made my last WordPress update. This f’ed my Bird Video in the other post; so far this has not been a good two weeks for me video wise. That’s ok, I took it down for now…I am remaking it in Slide Share.

I’m done whining now…thanks for listening.

Oh and YouTube - piss off!

UPDATE: Help us choose the next DickHat Style! Plus a chance to win up to $100 –> Go Here to Choose The Next DickHat Poll

I have some unfortunate news…

Microsoft has chosen to forgo a great opportunity and not to provide a licensing agreement for the One-Eyed Spartan helmet at this time. Legally, I cannot sell (and/or technically advertise/show) the One-Eyed Spartan until we have a licensing agreement.

I want to thank everyone for their interest; we had a boat-load of requests for that helmet! And although I am a little disappointed with the current outcome I am choosing not to give up on this project. Now that I have a direct connection at Microsoft, I am going to work with her over the next few months to see if we can renegotiate this decision.

So what is the next step? We need a replacement Chocolate Party Hat and that is where you can come into play.

Please comment on this post and let everyone know what you style of hat you feel we should do next…So far a bunch of people have left feedback and would like to see the following.

• Sombrero
• Asian Coolie
• Jewish Kippah
• Football Helmet
• Firefighters Hat
• Fez
• Pirate Hat
• Bowler Hat (Derby or Billycock)
• Pickelhaube (You’ll poke your eye out kid!)
• Bicorn (think Napoleon)
• Hard Hat (Somewhat appropriate for the situation)

What do you suggest? We will add a voting poll next week.

UPDATE: View the Choose The Next DickHat Poll Here and find your opportunity to win up to $100

Okay, so after upgrading Wordpress the other day…I f’ed up the contact us form. So if you are visiting again and sent us a message through the contact us form in the past it when into a black hole. I apologize.

It’s fixed now.

Thanks for giving us your feedback. Please send you questions again.

According to NewsChannel 3 in Norfolk, Virginia…the Chesapeake area government is making an effort to ban the greatest invention since the antenna ball – “Truck Nuts.” What is this world coming to when you can’t hang a big pair of balls in a molded plastic scrotum from your trailer hitch?

So how exactly will that conversation go with the police officer and how much would the fine cost? Does the ban apply to out-of-state tourists?

What happened?

Their saying that one little girl has caused this shit storm because her dad acted like such a weenie when she asked the simple question, “What is that?” WTF dude, you could have just made something up, it’s not like you haven’t ever done it before. “No Honey, there’s no Santa Claus…” Gees, just tell her that the guy wants everyone to know he has a big ego. She’ll go look “ego” up in the dictionary and see an innocent definition – no harm, no foul…and you didn’t even have to lie.

Americans and their sheltered kids! Wow, next you’ll be telling your daughter not to play with Lawn Darts…yet another one of the greatest inventions of all times! What do you mean they’re banned in the US?

Hey at least the truck-nuts are not covered in lead based paint, or are they?

Dunt, dunt duhhhhh…Now go and get some truck-nuts for your ride!