Wow…I’ve heard of chocolate penises and chocolate labia, but this new chocolate takes the cake.
*Cue the Budweiser Beer commercial music*
Here’s to you Mr. Chocolate Asshole inventor… (background singer - Incredible Edible Anus)
No sorry this is not one of my products, my chocolate creations don’t venture below the taint. I don’t quite get the limited edition Silver brown-eyes…but they are funny. It’s definitely a paperweight that will make people ask questions.
They call them Bisous - I’d also buy ChocolateStinkNuggets.com just for the fun of it. It’s probably a joke, but if the inventor is wanting to make some mad cash they need to see if they can get a famous porn star to be the molded model for the product. I’m sure many a men out there wouldn’t mind popping a few Jenna Jameson chocolates in their pie hole. The street cred you could get from saying you licked Jenna Jameson’s Never-Never Land would be worth something to the male ego. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be a famous porn star…just some really hot chick.
FREE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA ALERT
In fact, if I was a hot chick and I was into doing Web Videos, I’d mold my full frontal and make chocolates to sell. Here’s your tag line - Like what you see…why don’t you eat me? You could put yourself through college 10 times over if you sold chocolates to supplement your video earnings. Talk about a self made millionaire!
Hat tip to Geekologie for this one - Hey Geekologie writer guy, how come you never gave DickHats some play on your site?
Dick Diggler 
May 2008
One of the only things I like more than chocolate is beer!
So what could be better?
Chocolate Flavored Beer!
Gross?
No way…Guinness has a beautiful coffee taste…why not ferment the pulp of cacao beans for a velvety chocolate aftertaste. I was reading in Discover magazine (page 15 of the April issue) that this secret formula actually has ancient origins out of Honduras…like 3000 years old ancient. The formula is so secret that it had to reverse engineered using the expertise of a biomolecular archaeologist.
Alright, so where do you get it?
Check out http://www.dogfish.com/ - according to Discover magazine, Dogfish has a habit of digging up old beer recipes - see here at Dogfish Brewery.
Unfortunately, Choco-beer is not quite ready yet…but should be out this year! I’ll keep you posted
Ummmm….beeeeeeeer.
Out of some weird act of God, Chocolate Party Hats ended up on Gizmodo (thanks Jason Chen) this past Wednesday.
We have been deluged with orders and requests…thank you we appreciate the heavy response! Three things have come to my attention based on the responses we have received that I want to clarify.
- Privacy
- Nutritional Facts
- Is this a real product?
I’ll start with the last concern. Yes, it is very real! I will take pictures tonight to show the packaging and scale of the product so stay tuned.
Nutritional Facts - Ingredients: Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soya lecithin (emulsifier), and natural vanilla. This product is produced in a facility where milk products and tree nuts are used. It is gourmet dark chocolate imported form Belgium that has a 64% Cocoa content.
Privacy - All your iformation is kept extremely private. The package you receive says it is from ANovelT LLC in a plain brown cardboard box. As for email SPAM you won’t get any - I hate it and I don’t like sending it. I WILL NOT sell, rent, or give away ANY of your personal information.
Keep the questions coming! I will try to stay on top of them better.
Thank you,
Dick Diggler
I seem to be getting a lot of feedback asking what the hell I was thinking when I came up for the idea of chocolate DickHats. Well you asked and I must answer.
I’m sure by now most of you have seen the Saturday Night Live music video spoof from Christmas 2006 – Dick In A Box. If not, watch video below before reading more.
via videosift.com
In January 2007, I thought it would be funny to offer the pre-cut boxes on the Internet. Unfortunately, someone beat me to it in the Facebook giftshop…bastard! So around April 2007, I was listening to a syndicated morning radio show out of
Disgusted by this injustice I vowed to save mankind. That same day, I was on my lunch break and the idea knocked me on my ass. Women love chocolate, guys love getting head! If you ask them to be honest, most guys have a personalized name for their One-eyed Willy. So why don’t we go one step further and give it some personality! Hats convey personality; why not make a hat out of chocolate.
Hence DickHats were born!
It took several more months to work out the details like finding the best chocolate, making the prototypes, producing the packaging that would protect it during delivery, and then finally producing the product. Plans originally were to have them finished in the summer 2007, but it took six more months to work out the kinks.
How did we decide on the current style of hats?
The first one that popped into my head was the Easy Rider (cowboy hat). So I had to see that one to fruition. The Chocolate Headed Warrior (Viking Hat) was from the long list, but I felt that chocolate horns coming off the head of penis would be pretty amusing. As for the One-eyed Spartan, it was actually an afterthought. My original prototype was a stars and stripes top hat called the Dick Chainey. As luck would have it, the game of all games came out in September 2007 and it just seemed like a no-brainer to make the switch.
So there you have it…
If you haven’t ordered one yet, what in the name of all that is holy are you waiting for? Get your very own DickHat before they’re all gone. We are only producing limited runs because we have a ton of requested styles to get though. So many hat styles, so little time! Tell me the style you’d like to buy next in the comments…or send an email through the Contact Us page.
Are you getting enough hat in 2008?
If not, order today at either of the following links!
