I sent a package to Ace & TJ (radio show mentioned in previous post) thanking them for being one of the main inspirations behind DickHats. My hope is that they are feeling generous this Valentines Day and give away the free DickHats I sent them. You may want to prod them for a free one by contacting them here.

Anyhow, in the accompanying letter included in the package, I told them that I was feeling generous lately. And to show my appreciation for the inspiration they bestrode, I decided to help the charity they support called Grin Kids. Each year they sell various station sponsored schwag to send several children with autism and other life debilitating diseases to Disney World for a day.

So here’s what I’m doing up until April Fools Day 2008…For every chocolate DickHat/Chocolate Party Hat that is sold, I will donate $2.00 to the Grin Kid’s charity as an unofficial rogue sponsor! Hopefully they won’t be disappointed to receive money from a less than conventional source since I never discussed this with them prior to this post. But who cares…money’s money right?

I am hoping to raise at least $2,000. That’s 1,000 DickHats folks…so these kids need your help. I felt that this would be fun way to help people help other people. So if you’ve been waffling over “to hat or not to hat,” hopefully this will help ease your decision.

Thanks for help!

Okay, so I’m a sucker for slap stick. When I was a snot-nosed little fetus I loved the Three Stooges, The Little Rascals, and every movie with visual gags and “potty humor” that my mom always said was dumb.

There I said it!

Anywhoodle, I shot a worship email over to the guys at SevenOhFive.com to see if they could help me come up with some good ideas for future DickHats commercials. Roman Cortez was cool about the whole thing. He filled me in on all the behind-the-scenes stuff they were doing and did me a righteous solid. For being such a long time loyal fan, Roman sent me a sneak preview link to their newest film festival entry called, “Signerz.”

FANTASORGASMIC…is the only word I have for it!

The production quality and photography are amazing. The storyline is so choice! 705’s writing has matured exponentially over the years. Oh and Roman, I’m going to need the digits on that hot young Kelly referee girl (in Signerz). Not to be too pushy, but I also need you to put in a good word for me…tell her I’m rich, good looking, and that I’ll be her chocolate covered luv ma’cheen any day.

Man, I’d smack it up, flip it, and rub it down…oh nooooooo! But don’t tell her that part…

If you’ve never seen the works of SevenOhFive, get your booty over there and give a little attention. Yeah some of the older stuff is made for a teen to early twenties, but hey, at least they know their audience? I can appreciate what it takes to make shorts like these because I’ve been there done that…it’s not that easy. To me, the most impressive part is that they work on budgets of less than the cost of a 40” flat screen TV.

My personal favs are the Zappka aka Space Rocker episode, and this Timmy Chow commercial. Check it out!

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I want to give a shout out to the GeekFury blog for recognizing DickHats! I appreciate the post and props. May Buddha bless you with a thousand joys this year. Send me your address via our Contact Us link and I will send you a few chocolate hats to surprise your wife for Valentine’s Day.

Or you could always save them for April Fools day!

Thanks GeekFury!

Whoa, if some of those ladies on your Hot Geek or Not are “geeks,” then I am in like Flynn! I wouldn’t mind making one of them part of my diabolical plan for world domination.

You don’t happen to capture any phone numbers do you?

This site made me fall out of my seat. Steve is crazier than I am! I found this site using the random Stumble Upon tool bar feature and thought it was a gem.

Steve does something similar to the TV show Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, except he doesn’t travel around the world. I threw up in my mouth a little while reading much of it, but when I got down to the part where he samples his wife’s breast milk. I pissed my pants laughing.

At first I thought it was a blog, but it stops and hasn’t been updated in a long time. Steve must have died from one of his culinary adventures. It’s very disappointing, I was looking forward to more of him waxing poetic about the taste, texture and smells he experienced. I’m willing to bet that most were based on some sort of dare.

So Steve, I’m calling you out! Please sir…can I have some more?

Steve Don’t Eat it! – If you have a weak stomach, DON’T click here.

Your ultimate resource for the odd and amazing. I’ve been reading Geekologie for almost a year now. The writer’s product reviews are sprinkled with a sense of humor that makes me happy. I mean where else can you find links to esoteric products like a stuffed dry humping doll for dogs or a tazer made for hookers. Don’t taze me HO!

Sure you can catch a lot of that stuff on Boing Boing and Gizmodo, but Geekologie is usually first when it comes to introducing ground-breaking gifts that offend and stupefy your friends. So give Geekologie some love and check out his list of oddities. You won’t be disappointed!

Geekologie - the web’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not of Products Gone Wild!