Wow, what a wild year! February 25th is our one year anniversary. During this time we have had over 110,000 visitors to our website so if you were one of them, THANK YOU for coming by, even if you didn’t buy anything cheap ass (I’m kidding…). We’re just glad you stopped by to take a gander.
I also want to thank all you bloggers and site owners who linked to both ChocolatePartyHats.com and DickHats.com. Your traffic combined totaled more than the traffic that we got from Search Engines for the year. For those of you who sent over 500 visitors, we am in the process of contacting each one of you to send you a few free samples to show our gratitude. It’s so awesome to be connected to people with a great sense of humor.
Here are only some great bloggers who you should check out:
BrowniepointsBlog.com
TheAssimilatedNegro.Blogspot.com
BusinessOpportunitiesAndIdeas.co.uk
ThisBlogSmellsFunny.com
Attention Twitter Followers! (available in US Only)
As an anniversary gift to everyone (in the US) – We want to offer the following: For the next week if you are currently following or start to follow @partyhats on Twitter and would like to try a Chocolate Party Hat –
All Twitter followers of @partyhats will get FREE SHIPPING on ONE hat of your choice. ($7.50 savings) — This free shipping offer will end March 3, 2009.
Contact us via the Direct Message on Twitter with your name, email address, address and hat choice and we’ll send you a link to our special Paypal link. Please give us a time to respond.
Dick Diggler 
February 2009
Coming this month! (August 2008)
The Sex Is Fun Podcast crew test drives their Chocolate Party Hat samples. To be honest I hadn’t heard their podcast prior to them contacting me, but after listening to several of the past episodes I can say that that I am now a big fan. I enjoy the “matter of fact” perspective they take when discussing sex in relationships.
WARNING, if you are a prude then this podcast is probably not for you. In fact, there are people who may find some of their topics push the envelope of human sexuality. Isn’t that the point though? Otherwise the name of the show wouldn’t work. My philosophy is…If you can’t have fun in the sack, then you may be missing out on one of life’s greatest adventures.
Check out their sexy and fun podcast archive at http://www.greatsexgames.com or do a search for Sex Is Fun in your iTunes Store. The show is free…give it a try.
Speaking of FREE, I also gave them several promo hats for them to give out to their listeners…so if you want to try your hand at scoring a free chocolate DickHat, get on their podcast today.
It’s okay baby…Come’on just let them stick the tip in, you can stop any time. You know you’ll like it. 
Oh and a big shout out to Gay Rick – thanks for the invitation to test drive Chocolate Party Hats on the Sex Is Fun Podcast! To show my appreciation, I am giving a special discount to all Sex Is Fun listeners. Check out the show to find the discount code when they play their review!
Forgive me faszha for I have sinned it has been at least three weeks since my last post…
Pick up a copy of the July issue of Playgirl magazine and skip to the back…page 88 to be exact. They give Chocolate Party Hats a lovely mention along with fifteen other naughty lady friendly items.
I want to thank Associate Editor Jessanne Collins for the honor of being included and a copy of the July 2008 issue. I have to say that I am somewhat jealous. You ladies get a ton more nudie pics per issue than we guys do in Playboy or Penthouse. That’s okay, I only read them for the articles anyway.
You can also find Chocolate Party Hats on the Playgirl Magazine’s blog.
Naked Cowboy Photo courtesy of Wikipedia – see him in the buff in July 2008 issue of Playgirl magazine.
Over the past two months, not only have we been approached by PlayGirl magazine…but we have also been asked by two television production companies in the UK for DickHat samples to feature on their shows.
Crazy! I figured the Brits would love Chocolate Party Hats, after all, the original women’s poll that inspired the product did come from the UK. (See The DickHats Story)
Anyway, I’m really excited…one will be on an upcoming new talkBack Thames series about sex and the other set may be on The F Word (starring Gordon Ramsay – which could be bad thing, think Hell’s Kitchen).
I’m still waiting on that call from Comedy Central…you hear’in me Stephen Colbert? LOL! I’d even settle for immortalizing Chocolate Party Hats in South Park.
Well what do you know…I was contacted the other day by the Editor of PlayGirl magazine! they said that they were interested in some Chocolate Party Hats. I said “No Problem!” So we sent them a few last week and now it looks like our chocolate phallic fashion statements are going to be featured in the July 2008 issue of PlayGirl magazine.
HOW COOL IS THAT!
My wife keeps bugging me to tell her when we are going to get the PlayGirl sample issue. I told her I’d give it to her when she stops getting high on my Chocolate Party Hat supply. That’s right, she’s addicted. Sometimes I wish the Internet had smell-o-vision, once you open your DickHat package, you’ll see exactly what I mean.
As for the other bloggers who have blogged about the product – I am truly grateful! I will eventually get around to sending you some link love here soon. I have the address for many of you and have not had the opportunity to send you your samples yet. The orders we have received over the past two weeks have been overwhelming our fulfillment process. I want to publicly let you know that I haven’t forgotten about you.
I am about to offer a nice special to the Fleshbot readers, so if you fancy yourself someone sexually adventurous, head on over there and check out their circus of all things sex-u-al!
Wow! I didn’t expect this, but in the past two weeks Chocolate Party Hat orders from the ladies are beating orders from guys over 2 to 1! I love it when women are on top. 
Guys not sure if I need to point this out, but what does that tell you (besides the fact that you’re not lucky enough to be with one of these ladies)? Might you be missing out on a big opportunity here?
On the flip side though, men apparently like the 5 Hat Party Packs.
And Ladies, THANK YOU for being our best customer! I think that we need to have a Ladies Weekend some time here in the near future. What do you think, buy one get one free for all the women who make a purchase?
Stay tuned!
