Wow…I’ve heard of chocolate penises and chocolate labia, but this new chocolate takes the cake.

The Edible Anus

*Cue the Budweiser Beer commercial music*

Here’s to you Mr. Chocolate Asshole inventor… (background singer - Incredible Edible Anus)

No sorry this is not one of my products, my chocolate creations don’t venture below the taint. I don’t quite get the limited edition Silver brown-eyes…but they are funny. It’s definitely a paperweight that will make people ask questions.

They call them Bisous - I’d also buy ChocolateStinkNuggets.com just for the fun of it. It’s probably a joke, but if the inventor is wanting to make some mad cash they need to see if they can get a famous porn star to be the molded model for the product.  I’m sure many a men out there wouldn’t mind popping a few Jenna Jameson chocolates in their pie hole. The street cred you could get from saying you licked Jenna Jameson’s Never-Never Land would be worth something to the male ego. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be a famous porn star…just some really hot chick.

FREE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA ALERT

In fact, if I was a hot chick and I was into doing Web Videos, I’d mold my full frontal and make chocolates to sell. Here’s your tag line - Like what you see…why don’t you eat me? You could put yourself through college 10 times over if you sold chocolates to supplement your video earnings. Talk about a self made millionaire!

Hat tip to Geekologie for this one - Hey Geekologie writer guy, how come you never gave DickHats some play on your site?