Wow…I’ve heard of chocolate penises and chocolate labia, but this new chocolate takes the cake.
*Cue the Budweiser Beer commercial music*
Here’s to you Mr. Chocolate Asshole inventor… (background singer - Incredible Edible Anus)
No sorry this is not one of my products, my chocolate creations don’t venture below the taint. I don’t quite get the limited edition Silver brown-eyes…but they are funny. It’s definitely a paperweight that will make people ask questions.
They call them Bisous - I’d also buy ChocolateStinkNuggets.com just for the fun of it. It’s probably a joke, but if the inventor is wanting to make some mad cash they need to see if they can get a famous porn star to be the molded model for the product. I’m sure many a men out there wouldn’t mind popping a few Jenna Jameson chocolates in their pie hole. The street cred you could get from saying you licked Jenna Jameson’s Never-Never Land would be worth something to the male ego. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be a famous porn star…just some really hot chick.
FREE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA ALERT
In fact, if I was a hot chick and I was into doing Web Videos, I’d mold my full frontal and make chocolates to sell. Here’s your tag line - Like what you see…why don’t you eat me? You could put yourself through college 10 times over if you sold chocolates to supplement your video earnings. Talk about a self made millionaire!
Hat tip to Geekologie for this one - Hey Geekologie writer guy, how come you never gave DickHats some play on your site?
Dick Diggler 
May 2008
I almost fell out of my seat when I watched this; found it over on Fake Steve Jobs blog today. This is probably what it really is like to be in the Hillary Clinton camp right now.
Inside the Mind of Hillary Clinton
I love the part about the kittens…priceless.
Bill’s my favorite, in fact I have several FREE DickHats waiting for him if he would just return my calls. At least I know he’d use them. Hey Bill, call me…
I’m Dick Diggler and I approve this message!
Over the past two months, not only have we been approached by PlayGirl magazine…but we have also been asked by two television production companies in the UK for DickHat samples to feature on their shows.
Crazy! I figured the Brits would love Chocolate Party Hats, after all, the original women’s poll that inspired the product did come from the UK. (See The DickHats Story)
Anyway, I’m really excited…one will be on an upcoming new talkBack Thames series about sex and the other set may be on The F Word (starring Gordon Ramsay - which could be bad thing, think Hell’s Kitchen).
I’m still waiting on that call from Comedy Central…you hear’in me Stephen Colbert? LOL! I’d even settle for immortalizing Chocolate Party Hats in South Park.
