We are letting you help decide what DickHat we are going to produce next. With the recent licensing hiccup on the One-eyed Spartan Helmet DickHat, we wanted to replace it with one that everyone finds just as exciting. So for the next few weeks we are doing a poll to find the next big Chocolate Party Hat chosen by you.
Wait…What about the cash? Place your vote then scroll below the poll to find out.
What is the next Chocolate Party Hat you would like to see made?
- Spartan Helmet (think 300 movie) (21%, 3 Votes)
- Pirate Hat (14%, 2 Votes)
- Hard Hat (14%, 2 Votes)
- Fez (14%, 2 Votes)
- Football Helmet (14%, 2 Votes)
- Chef Hat (7%, 1 Votes)
- Pickelhaube (7%, 1 Votes)
- Sombrero (7%, 1 Votes)
- Pimp Hat (Zoot) (0%, 0 Votes)
- Top Hat (0%, 0 Votes)
- Bowler Hat (Derby) (0%, 0 Votes)
- Firefighters Hat (0%, 0 Votes)
- Jewish Kippah (0%, 0 Votes)
- Asian Coolie (0%, 0 Votes)
- Knight’s Helmet (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 14
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Bonus Opportunity!
Do you have a website or your own blog, Facebook, Squidoo, Hubpages, MySpace, or Twitter account?
Would you like to win up to 10 FREE DickHats and $100 cash?
The rules are simple and you can enter as many times as you like.
Send and email to dickhatpoll [ at ] chocolatepartyhats [ .com ] if you are interested in entering the contest. Be sure to put this address on your email’s safe senders list to insure that you receive our reply message.
Hurry though, entries for this contest will end 11:59 PM (US Eastern Time) July 10, 2008.
Dick Diggler 
April 2008
Man, what’s up with YouTube?
This is ridiculous - YouTube took our commercial down, little bitches. Some scrotal hair of a human being probably had a problem with it. If mine was so bad, then I think you need to take down the other 100+ videos that feature dildos.
To be honest…I don’t really know why, I’m just fucking pissed right now…Terms of Use violation my ass! It’s not like they’ll give you a good reason even if you ask. Don’t tell me that was a copyright violation…there are like a 100 other Head On commercial spoofs still on there.
Reading back through I found this in the Terms of Service -
“uploading an original video to YouTube, or maintaining an original channel on YouTube, to promote your business or artistic enterprise; ”
Bullshit! What about all those BlendTec videos?
So if you still want to see the original DickHats commercial go to Revver here:
http://www.revver.com/video/632095/dickhats-are-you-getting-enough-hat-in-2008/
Turns out I’ve been having trouble with videos all over the place - my Triggit Video Placement got broken when I made my last WordPress update. This f’ed my Bird Video in the other post; so far this has not been a good two weeks for me video wise. That’s ok, I took it down for now…I am remaking it in Slide Share.
I’m done whining now…thanks for listening.
Oh and YouTube - piss off!
I saw this on Geekologie the other day. Apparently there is a small cheese manufacturer in France that produces cheese from human breast milk. I guess it’s real, I can read French, but here’s the website. Supposedly it’s organic…whatever that means.
To be honest I won’t eat it unless I know it is made from the finest Cambodian Breast Milk – we all have our standards!
