Okay, so I’m a sucker for slap stick. When I was a snot-nosed little fetus I loved the Three Stooges, The Little Rascals, and every movie with visual gags and “potty humor” that my mom always said was dumb.

There I said it!

Anywhoodle, I shot a worship email over to the guys at SevenOhFive.com to see if they could help me come up with some good ideas for future DickHats commercials. Roman Cortez was cool about the whole thing. He filled me in on all the behind-the-scenes stuff they were doing and did me a righteous solid. For being such a long time loyal fan, Roman sent me a sneak preview link to their newest film festival entry called, “Signerz.”

FANTASORGASMIC…is the only word I have for it!

The production quality and photography are amazing. The storyline is so choice! 705’s writing has matured exponentially over the years. Oh and Roman, I’m going to need the digits on that hot young Kelly referee girl (in Signerz). Not to be too pushy, but I also need you to put in a good word for me…tell her I’m rich, good looking, and that I’ll be her chocolate covered luv ma’cheen any day.

Man, I’d smack it up, flip it, and rub it down…oh nooooooo! But don’t tell her that part…

If you’ve never seen the works of SevenOhFive, get your booty over there and give a little attention. Yeah some of the older stuff is made for a teen to early twenties, but hey, at least they know their audience? I can appreciate what it takes to make shorts like these because I’ve been there done that…it’s not that easy. To me, the most impressive part is that they work on budgets of less than the cost of a 40” flat screen TV.

My personal favs are the Zappka aka Space Rocker episode, and this Timmy Chow commercial. Check it out!

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