According to NewsChannel 3 in Norfolk, Virginia…the Chesapeake area government is making an effort to ban the greatest invention since the antenna ball – “Truck Nuts.” What is this world coming to when you can’t hang a big pair of balls in a molded plastic scrotum from your trailer hitch?

So how exactly will that conversation go with the police officer and how much would the fine cost? Does the ban apply to out-of-state tourists?

What happened?

Their saying that one little girl has caused this shit storm because her dad acted like such a weenie when she asked the simple question, “What is that?” WTF dude, you could have just made something up, it’s not like you haven’t ever done it before. “No Honey, there’s no Santa Claus…” Gees, just tell her that the guy wants everyone to know he has a big ego. She’ll go look “ego” up in the dictionary and see an innocent definition – no harm, no foul…and you didn’t even have to lie.

Americans and their sheltered kids! Wow, next you’ll be telling your daughter not to play with Lawn Darts…yet another one of the greatest inventions of all times! What do you mean they’re banned in the US?

Hey at least the truck-nuts are not covered in lead based paint, or are they?

Dunt, dunt duhhhhh…Now go and get some truck-nuts for your ride!