I’m probably slow on the draw with this one, but…While doing a search on YouTube to find the best category and tags to post the new DickHats commercial, I came across the dreaded Chocolate Rain song! I find it utterly astonishing that this guy Tay Zonday has gotten over 13 million views of his song. This in turn sparked several hundred other people to do their own parody video of the song. See the Chad Vader version.

If that wasn’t bad enough, it became so popular that Tay now has a real professionally recorded commercial for Cherry Doctor Pepper with Rapper Mista Johnson called Cherry Chocolate Rain. Damnit! Now I can’t get that hypnotic song out of my head. It’s like trying to get rid of a bad case of herpes…not…that….I…um…have herpes. Anyway…

You think you’re soooo cool with your we-beedy eyes, that baritone pantie-dropping voice and your smooth “don’t breathe in the mic move” that you do! Well, you won’t get my panties, Mr. Tay! Not this time…no…wait…oh shit…Never mind!

Chocolate Rain…some stay dry while others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain…a baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain…The school books say it can’t be here….stop! Stop! Get out of my head!

You bastard!!!!!