We got an email the other day from a customer who wanted to share his idea for improving the product. I thought it was very creative so I will post it here for those of you who could use the same help. I added a photo of the product he is suggesting for your convenience.

Dear Dickhats,

I ordered one of the Viking hats the other day and was so happy to see the box in my mail on Wednesday. I couldn’t wait to see my wife’s face since she is a huge chocolate crackhead. After opening the box, I was disappointed to find that there were no instructions for men with a special member like mine. Let’s just say while most men point north, well I point a little northwest. I knew gravity wasn’t going to hold my hat in the correct position.

Being that I fancy myself to be somewhat of a MacGyver, so I went to the grocery store to find some type of glue. Not Elmer’s, but something she could eat. After cruising down the isles I finally found the perfect edible glue and it worked like a charm!

I wanted to write so that you could pass along my idea to others who might be in my same situation. Tell your customers to go buy some Jet-Puffed Marshmallow Crème, made by Kraft. It’s awesome, my wife loved it! Oh and your hat put a huge smile on her face (not to mention mine too)!

I guess I could have suggested peanut butter. Unfortunately, she doesn’t like peanut butter, so I found the next best thing. Hope this helps.

Thanks,

Tom

Well thanks Tom! Great story…I’m sending you two more free Dickhats for your great idea. Keep them coming!

Anyone else have other ideas? Leave a comment or send an email…