I love food…oh really Dick? You invented that goddamn chocolate DickHat for cripes sake! Yeah, but I really wish I had invented the McGangBang. Two all beef patties, no special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and big piece of spicy fried chicken in the middle for shits and giggles. Makes sense, who wouldn’t want a spicy chick stuffed between two pieces of hot cheezy beef cakes. Not sure if I would really call it a gang bang…it’s more like a McThreesome or a McMFM. Throw a few chicken McNuggets under the top and bottom buns and then we’re talking McGangBang!
I can’t believe how slow on the uptake I have been on this…it’s been on YouTube since October 2008, but it didn’t have its own centerfold on Flicker until November 2008. Oh well, here it is for your enjoyment. Dare I say this will take at least one to two months off your life span if you cram one of these babies into your pie hole?
Photo by gree(blue)n
I found this on Eat Me Daily - their take is much better than my crass commentary…
Dick Diggler 
March 2009
Each day I spend a little time hanging out in forums (trying to sell my hats) and I read how people talk about sex fantasies, how to’s and ask questions about what’s “normal” sexually if there really is such a thing. Anyway, there was this one thread that recommended an independent film the Canadian comedy Young People Fucking (YPF) so I decided to give it whirl in my Netflix queue. Netflix is the best, they have every damn thing!
So back to YPF…I was pleasantly surprised with the stories, but found the dialog to be hilarious in many of the scenes. The whole movie jumps between sexual exploits amongst five different types of couples.
- A young married couple bored with vanilla sex
- Two long time best friends (guy and girl) who decide to try being fuck buddies
- A couple who recently broke up, but goes back out on a date
- A guy who’s an “office player” hooking up with a woman on a first date
- Roommates where one decides he wants to watch his roommate fuck his girlfriend
My favorite scene was the part where the girl of the long time friends becoming fuck buddies asks the guy to talk dirty to her. So the guy rattles off this crazy raunchy smack and her WTF response plus the look on her face is priceless. Guess I could relate because the same exact thing happened to me when I was younger. There’s nothing worse than an awkward sexual moment like that.
You’ll recognize the “Office Player” guy (Callum Blue) from that show on the SciFi Channel called Dead Like Me. The girl from the broken up couple and the girl from the married couple are recognizable, but at the moment I can’t remember where I’ve seen them before. The brunette (Carly Pope) from the friends turned fuck buddies was just freakin’ hot to me.
Go check it out, my wife watched it with me and thought it was funny and she has a dry sense of humor.
Okay, so it’s not Superbad hilarious, but YFP is really funny for couples to watch together…enjoy!
Wow, what a wild year! February 25th is our one year anniversary. During this time we have had over 110,000 visitors to our website so if you were one of them, THANK YOU for coming by, even if you didn’t buy anything cheap ass (I’m kidding…). We’re just glad you stopped by to take a gander.
I also want to thank all you bloggers and site owners who linked to both ChocolatePartyHats.com and DickHats.com. Your traffic combined totaled more than the traffic that we got from Search Engines for the year. For those of you who sent over 500 visitors, we am in the process of contacting each one of you to send you a few free samples to show our gratitude. It’s so awesome to be connected to people with a great sense of humor.
Here are only some great bloggers who you should check out:
BrowniepointsBlog.com
TheAssimilatedNegro.Blogspot.com
BusinessOpportunitiesAndIdeas.co.uk
ThisBlogSmellsFunny.com
Attention Twitter Followers! (available in US Only)
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Oh my God!
So I get an email from a family member with a wild sense of humor and I almost shat myself watching the newest song by Andy Sanborn and Jorma Taccome (The Lonely Island).
Jizz In My Pants - catchy tune, no kids in the room please. SNL is riding the line with this one for broadcast television anyway.
Jamie Lynn Sigler looks supremely hot in this vid. Molly Sims and Justin Timberlake make an appearance too.
I heard on the SexIsFun Podcast at http://www.greatsexgames.com that this might happen, and John was a true sportsman about it.
John over at We Sleep Together Blog was willing to go public with his Chocolate Party Hats experience. His story is actually quite funny and there are pics if you are interested in seeing what Chocolate DickHats look like in the wild. He chose to support his home state NFL football team The Minnesota Vikings by donning his one-eyed warrior with a chocolate viking hat.
If you are afraid of penises or oral pleasure then DON’T click on the word PICTURES at the bottom of John’s post at:
http://www.wesleeptogether.blogspot.com - The Minnesota Pride post.
I’ve been following TCHO Chocolate series on Boing Boing TV over the past few weeks and if you fancy yourself a chocolate professional then watch this video.
This is exactly the experience you’ll have on Chocolate Party Hats, when you compare the Callebaut chocolate on the TCHO Flavor Wheel, it tastes more on the top right side of the wheel - Chocolatey, with hints for fruity and citrus, but no bitterness…and it has that same snap, but melts with a smooth buttery texture almost instantly on your tongue.
It really is a trip; both the Chocolate and this Video!
Here are the other two episodes on Boing Boing TV…
Chocolate Origins - Where Chocolate Comes From
The Magic Behind Making High Quality Chocolate
Coming this month! (August 2008)
The Sex Is Fun Podcast crew test drives their Chocolate Party Hat samples. To be honest I hadn’t heard their podcast prior to them contacting me, but after listening to several of the past episodes I can say that that I am now a big fan. I enjoy the “matter of fact” perspective they take when discussing sex in relationships.
WARNING, if you are a prude then this podcast is probably not for you. In fact, there are people who may find some of their topics push the envelope of human sexuality. Isn’t that the point though? Otherwise the name of the show wouldn’t work. My philosophy is…If you can’t have fun in the sack, then you may be missing out on one of life’s greatest adventures.
Check out their sexy and fun podcast archive at http://www.greatsexgames.com or do a search for Sex Is Fun in your iTunes Store. The show is free…give it a try.
Speaking of FREE, I also gave them several promo hats for them to give out to their listeners…so if you want to try your hand at scoring a free chocolate DickHat, get on their podcast today.
It’s okay baby…Come’on just let them stick the tip in, you can stop any time. You know you’ll like it. 
Oh and a big shout out to Gay Rick – thanks for the invitation to test drive Chocolate Party Hats on the Sex Is Fun Podcast! To show my appreciation, I am giving a special discount to all Sex Is Fun listeners. Check out the show to find the discount code when they play their review!
Turns out that some food scientists over at Texas A & M figured out that a chemical in the rind of watermelon helps relax blood vessels in the body. Supposedly, citrulline is the secret ingredient found in the white part of the rind that gives you that “little extra lift.”
So if you don’t want to spend the money on that little blue pill; cut off a few pieces of the big green rind and eat that. Be sure to call your doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours.
Then again if you don’t have a lot of trouble in that department you can always cut a hole in that sexy thing and make your contribution to science like this guy.
Forgive me faszha for I have sinned it has been at least three weeks since my last post…
Pick up a copy of the July issue of Playgirl magazine and skip to the back…page 88 to be exact. They give Chocolate Party Hats a lovely mention along with fifteen other naughty lady friendly items.
I want to thank Associate Editor Jessanne Collins for the honor of being included and a copy of the July 2008 issue. I have to say that I am somewhat jealous. You ladies get a ton more nudie pics per issue than we guys do in Playboy or Penthouse. That’s okay, I only read them for the articles anyway.
You can also find Chocolate Party Hats on the Playgirl Magazine’s blog.
Naked Cowboy Photo courtesy of Wikipedia - see him in the buff in July 2008 issue of Playgirl magazine.
Wow…I’ve heard of chocolate penises and chocolate labia, but this new chocolate takes the cake.
*Cue the Budweiser Beer commercial music*
Here’s to you Mr. Chocolate Asshole inventor… (background singer - Incredible Edible Anus)
No sorry this is not one of my products, my chocolate creations don’t venture below the taint. I don’t quite get the limited edition Silver brown-eyes…but they are funny. It’s definitely a paperweight that will make people ask questions.
They call them Bisous - I’d also buy ChocolateStinkNuggets.com just for the fun of it. It’s probably a joke, but if the inventor is wanting to make some mad cash they need to see if they can get a famous porn star to be the molded model for the product. I’m sure many a men out there wouldn’t mind popping a few Jenna Jameson chocolates in their pie hole. The street cred you could get from saying you licked Jenna Jameson’s Never-Never Land would be worth something to the male ego. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be a famous porn star…just some really hot chick.
FREE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA ALERT
In fact, if I was a hot chick and I was into doing Web Videos, I’d mold my full frontal and make chocolates to sell. Here’s your tag line - Like what you see…why don’t you eat me? You could put yourself through college 10 times over if you sold chocolates to supplement your video earnings. Talk about a self made millionaire!
Hat tip to Geekologie for this one - Hey Geekologie writer guy, how come you never gave DickHats some play on your site?
