Keeping your sex life exciting isn't easy.

• Talking dirty? That was fun for a while.
• Kama Sutra? Tried it, but seems like a lot of work.
• Role playing? Uh yeah, that didn't go so well.
• Chocolate syrup? Wow...now that was messy!

So what to do?

Sex on the brain

The most powerful sex organ is between your ears. Without your brain you wouldn't be able to fantasize about people you find sexy, right? Have you ever heard a woman ask for more foreplay? Nine times out of 10 they are really asking you to stimulate their mind so they feel sexy. Men feel like superheroes when women find them sexy. How can both parties quickly get what they want?

The Secret To Being Sexy

Countless scientific studies have shown that "sense of humor" is the one of the most powerful attractors for both men and women. We love being around people that make us laugh because it helps us relax. Laughter reduces stress, releasing natural pain killer hormones called endorphins. When we relax we become more receptive to wishes of others. One French neurologist even stated that one minute of non-stop laughter is worth 45 minutes of deep relaxation. Ah, a shortcut to total relaxation…sounds good, doesn't it? So let's take it to the next level.

How is this food legal?

The Aztec's would drink massive amounts of chocolate because to them it was an aphrodisiac. Today we know this isn't true. Although, if it's not, why do people (especially women) crave it so much? Chocolate contains small amounts of two very powerful brain stimulants. One chemical is called anandamide which causes a feeling of well-being in the brain. The second more interesting chemical is called phenylethylamine. This same chemical is used by the brain to release the pleasure hormone dopamine during orgasm.

So now is it becoming clear?

You're lying in bed and your lover walks in to see you sporting nothing but a fashionable piece of chocolate. Can you guess what her next response might be? Go ahead. Invite her to take a closer look. That's when the seductive smell of gourmet dark Belgian chocolate takes over. Curiosity will kill that cat, guaranteed! And by then, some of the chocolate will have melted from your body heat. Will she have a taste?

Try it, have some fun! You deserve a great laugh. Even if she doesn't want to play along, the initial look on her face will be absolutely priceless!

Imagine the fun you'll have

Order one or two Chocolate Party Hats today before they ‘re all gone. Each hat style is produced in limited edition runs. Once they're gone, they won't be made by us again. Chocolate Party Hats are made from finest imported Belgian chocolate available in the US . The smell is intoxicating. And the taste will seem to linger for an eternity on the back of your tongue.

Chocoholics beware! This chocolate is so addictive; we have to limit 10 per customer.

Place your order now!

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Mix & Match Styles?

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What our customers are saying...

Hey Party Hats!

My girl loved the chocolate! I had a “great time” too, it was a riot. Forget movie night, a night with a chocolate party hat is cheaper and WAAAAAAY more rewarding! Let me know when you make a chocolate sombrero, I'm all over that! You should call it the Chocolate Sanchez. Maybe we can negotiate some royalties from MY GREAT IDEA – What do ya say?

Alex

CPH wuz going on!

Dude, your hats are genius yo! My shorty wuz all up on my shit. Thnx bro!

J Z

Hi,

I didn't buy one of your party hats, but got it as a gift from my 40th birthday party. I am writing to admit to you that it was by far my favorite gift. To bad my husband didn't get to enjoy it, I ate before we got intimate. He was extremely disappointed to say the least. My friend knew I was a chocoholic, so what did he expect? Anyway, your chocolate is a dream to eat. Please send me one of those party packs, my hubby and I are looking forward to a busy weekend! I promise to control myself this time. ;-)

Sincerely,

Annette

These are awesome!!!!

What in the world were you thinking? You maybe one perverted sick bastard – but I like your style! BTW that chocolate is smooth as hell, my girlfriend was nice enough to share some of the rim of her cowboy hat with me. I've got to get one of those Halo helmets ASAP, please email me the minute you get them in.

Thanks

Rob

 

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